Faculty PWNED !11!!1
“A thing of beauty is a joy forever; its loveliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness”
- John Keats
Today in home room, I heard the most insanely cool thing ever!!! Ms. Nguyen was at her desk, apparently checking her teacher email, when she uttered something in Vietnamese that did not sound too polite. Then she got on the phone to what I assume was our school IT guy (probably Dunn). What follows is a rough transcript of the phone call...
Ms. Nguyen: "Hello, Jeff? This is Ms. Nguyen. I am having an email problem. I have over 200 emails from the most..."
[pause]
Ms. Nguyen: "Everybody? You're kidding. Well, how in the world did this..."
[long pause]
Ms. Nguyen: "Well, I certainly didn't sign up for them! And I doubt that anyone else..."
[long pause]
Ms. Nguyen: "Oooohhhhhh... But how would someone even get access to that?"
[long pause]
Ms. Nguyen: "Well, I don't know about all that, but we need to do something immediately! This is completely inappropriate for a school enviroment..... [pause] Jeez! I just refreshed me email and it's not over 240 messages!!! This is ridic..."
[pause]
Ms. Nguyen: "Fine. Then let me know when it is fixed. I am certainly not sorting through 240 of these filthy emails to find the latest faculty bulletin."
[pause]
Ms. Nguyen: "Fine. Let me know. Goodbye."
HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHA AAHAHHAAH !!! PWNED!!! THE PWNAGE IS IMMENSE!!!!
I admit, this is not exactly taking over the world, but it is a first step... And, i showed those teacher n00bs who is boss... KAPOWEEEE!
- more to come...



2 comments:
ur freakin hilarious man.
thanks, kreeper... your compliment gets you added to my Do Not DDoS List. :)
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